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Sneezing Sparks - part 1

You’re browsing through the produce section, picking out some fresh fruits and vegetables while humming to yourself. You think I should try that new recipe I saw online. The store is brightly lit with aisles filled with various products, and customers chat as they shop.

Suddenly, you feel a bump on your shoulder, causing you to sneeze. “Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry!” A man with sandy blond hair and green eyes apologizes profusely. He offers to buy you some tea to soothe your throat.

“It’s fine,” you say, wiping your nose with a tissue. “But thank you for the offer.”

He smiles warmly. “I insist. My name’s Patrick, by the way.”

You introduce yourself as YN and accept his offer. As you wait in line together, you make small talk about the weather and your favorite tea flavors. He’s easy to talk to, and you find yourself enjoying his company.

Your phone vibrates in your pocket, and you see a text from your ex. Rolling your eyes, you quickly delete it. Why can’t he just leave me alone?

You’re on the phone with your friend, discussing the dinner party. “Yeah, I’m just picking up some last-minute things at the store. I can’t wait for everyone to try this new recipe.”

Patrick confesses that he loves cooking and shares a few of his favorite recipes with you. His passion for food is contagious, and you find yourself laughing at his enthusiastic descriptions.

As you reach the counter, Patrick places his items on the conveyor belt. “So, YN,” he begins, hesitating slightly. “I have to be honest with you.”

You glance up, curious about what he’s going to say.

“I find your sneezes incredibly attractive.”


You arrive at the coffee shop first and find a cozy spot near the window. The warm lighting and comfortable seating make you feel relaxed as you wait for Patrick. You can’t help but wonder what their date will be like. Will he be as open and honest in person as he was when he confessed his fetish?

A few minutes later, Patrick walks in, looking a bit nervous. He spots you and gives a shy wave before making his way over.

‘Hey, YN,’ he says, taking a seat across from you. ‘Thanks for meeting me here.’

‘No problem,’ you reply with a smile. ‘I’ve been looking forward to it.’

The two of you exchange small talk while waiting for your drinks. Patrick tells you about his job as a web designer and how he got into photography. You share stories about your own work in marketing and your love for travel.

As the conversation flows, you find yourself drawn to Patrick’s gentle nature and honest demeanor. He listens intently when you speak and seems genuinely interested in getting to know you better.

Your drinks arrive, and as you take a sip of your tea, you accidentally sneeze. Patrick’s eyes widen, and he can’t help but stare at you.

‘Sorry,’ you say, feeling a bit embarrassed. ‘I guess I’m still recovering from that cold.’

Patrick hesitates before speaking. ‘YN, I know this might sound weird, but I have to tell you something.’

You raise an eyebrow, curious about what he’s going to say.

‘I find your sneezes incredibly attractive,’ Patrick admits, his cheeks flushing slightly. ‘It’s why I asked you out in the first place.’

To your surprise, you don’t feel uncomfortable or put off by his confession. Instead, you’re intrigued and even a little flattered.

‘Really?’ you ask, smiling. ‘I never knew sneezing could be such a turn-on.’

Patrick laughs nervously. ‘It’s not for everyone, but it is for me. And I really like you, YN. I want to explore this side of my sexuality with you if you’re open to it.’

You take a moment to consider his offer. While the idea of being someone’s sneeze fetish object might seem strange at first, you can’t deny that Patrick’s honesty and vulnerability are refreshing. Plus, you find him incredibly attractive and can’t help but feel drawn to him.

‘I’m open to exploring it with you,’ you say finally. ‘As long as we keep the communication open and make sure we’re both comfortable.’

Patrick beams at your response, clearly relieved that you’re willing to give this a chance. ‘Thank you, YN. I promise I’ll always respect your boundaries and make sure you’re comfortable with everything we do.’

As you continue your conversation, you learn more about Patrick’s artistic side and his passion for photography. You suggest taking some candid shots together as a fun way to explore your connection. Patrick eagerly agrees, and the two of you spend the rest of your date taking playful photos around the coffee shop.

The chemistry between you is undeniable, and you can’t help but feel giddy as you pose for Patrick’s camera. He captures your laughter, your smile, and even a few accidental sneezes that make him blush with excitement.

As the date comes to an end, Patrick asks if he can take you out again, and you agree without hesitation. You exchange numbers and promise to stay in touch.

‘I had a great time tonight, YN,’ Patrick says as he walks you to your car. ‘I hope we can do this again soon.’

‘Me too,’ you reply with a smile. ‘I’m looking forward to seeing where this goes.’

As you drive home, you can’t help but feel excited about the new connection you’ve made with Patrick. His openness and honesty are refreshing, and you’re eager to explore this unconventional aspect of his sexuality together. Who knows where this journey will lead, but for now, you’re happy to be along for the ride.

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